So, I've got a new job. I am now the receptionist at a chiropractor office. Wheee! Lots of fun.
But in art news... I'm trying to get my muse back. I haven't done a serious drawing in months, and I need to get these two commissions done before I allow myself to do something serious. I feel so guilty for taking so long. T-T Rawr.
But for now... a meme...
Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

A: Desirae needs an experienced family willing to help her work through her anger and emotional issues. (so true...)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

A: Spelling it Desirae looks like some bad southern joke. "Desi Rae Come git this young'n offen the porch!" It also kinda sounds stripperish. (T-T)
This was good too: Desirae looks like an average hot next door wife I wish she was my neighbor, we could have coffee together with some fun. (There's a lot of porn sites for girls with my name. T-T)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

A: Desirae says her arms and legs stopped working about a year ago.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

A: I am sure if Desirae wants a new pink snake Daddy will probably get her one. (I dunno if this was for another porn site or what....)

Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:

A: Desirae Does A Co-Worker (siiiigh... there were others, but this one showed up 5 TIMES!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

A: I just thought I was included in this family...but I guess since Desirae hates me I got kicked out.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:

A: Desirae asks, "Will you take Danni on a picnic or class trip?" o.o

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

A: Desirae--Goes All the Way! And We Do Mean All the Way!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:

A: Desirae likes my BBQ sauce. (Again, not sure if it's porn...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:

A: (None! I was sure I'd find myself eating something of the penis variety.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:

A: Desirae wears black stockings with stripes and a really hot set of garters.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:

A: (There's no actual phase but the only site that matches is "Desirae big dildo".... *sigh*)
Apparently, I have a porn star name. Yay. :/
I tagg:
EVERYBODY!


lovahs!
clubs!
awesome artists i'm currently stalking
Devious Comments
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When the sky was a vaporous flame;
I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name."
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Ooohhh, would you be up to doing an art trade?
*winknudge*.
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"I have whirled with the earth at the dawning,
When the sky was a vaporous flame;
I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name."
It was great meeting you the other day! |D
Sorry I wasn't very talkative D|
I tend to clam up around new people. :<
BUT YEAH |D
*stalks back* |3
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Nicholas Angel: What's that, sir?
Inspector Frank Butterman: A great, big, bushy beard!
Was cool meeting you last night. Haha. We should all go to the Hurricane again some time!
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"I have whirled with the earth at the dawning,
When the sky was a vaporous flame;
I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name."
i watchin you nawh!!!
RTB!!!!
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ps...
Your tumor bunny comics are great, I like them a lot
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Nooooo! D:
Youre pretty much amazing yourself
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