So, I've got a new job. I am now the receptionist at a chiropractor office. Wheee! Lots of fun.
But in art news... I'm trying to get my muse back. I haven't done a serious drawing in months, and I need to get these two commissions done before I allow myself to do something serious. I feel so guilty for taking so long. T-T Rawr.

But for now... a meme...

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Desirae needs an experienced family willing to help her work through her anger and emotional issues. (so true...)


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Spelling it Desirae looks like some bad southern joke. "Desi Rae Come git this young'n offen the porch!" It also kinda sounds stripperish. (T-T)
This was good too: Desirae looks like an average hot next door wife I wish she was my neighbor, we could have coffee together with some fun. (There's a lot of porn sites for girls with my name. T-T)


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Desirae says her arms and legs stopped working about a year ago.


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: I am sure if Desirae wants a new pink snake Daddy will probably get her one. (I dunno if this was for another porn site or what....)


Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: Desirae Does A Co-Worker (siiiigh... there were others, but this one showed up 5 TIMES!!)


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: I just thought I was included in this family...but I guess since Desirae hates me I got kicked out.


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Desirae asks, "Will you take Danni on a picnic or class trip?" o.o


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Desirae--Goes All the Way! And We Do Mean All the Way!


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Desirae likes my BBQ sauce. (Again, not sure if it's porn...)


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: (None! I was sure I'd find myself eating something of the penis variety.)


Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Desirae wears black stockings with stripes and a really hot set of garters.


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: (There's no actual phase but the only site that matches is "Desirae big dildo".... *sigh*)


Apparently, I have a porn star name. Yay. :/

I tagg:

EVERYBODY!